I was eating a cookie before I started typing, this cookie was too good that I had to share it. Chocolate Chip Cookies are the type of cookies you give to significant other  in the case you fucked up some issue in bed or you didn’t say enough nice shit about their parents. Maybe you’re shitty student and you’re falling, making some fucking chocolate chip cookies with sexy sauce to give to your professor and you’ll make that failing grade into a barely failing grade.Or because it is Christmas and some to most maybe all Mall Santas just need a little hope their hope in their lives.


3/4 cup granulated sugar
3/4 cup packed brown sugar

1 cup butter or margarine, softened
1teaspoon vanilla
1 egg
2 1/4 cups  all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup coarsely chopped nut

1 package (12 ounces) chocolate chips (1 cups) White Chocolate chip chunks (1 cup)

Sexy Sauce


1 Cup- Powered Sugar

3 tablespoons of milk

1/4 teaspoon of vanilla extract

Pinch of Salt


Start first with preheating the oven to 375ºF. Mix all of the sugars, butter, vanilla and egg in large bowl. Stir in flour, baking soda and salt (dough will be stiff). Stir in nuts and chocolate chips. At this point I want add that you don’t need to put nuts or chocolate chips peanut butter chips, almonds, bacon if you are adventurous put what the hearts wants, baking is an experience that must be taken to heights unknown, don’t hold back the kitchen is meant for discoveries.

When placing the cookie dough drop the dough by rounded tablespoonfuls about 2 inches apart onto ungreased cookie sheet. Bake 8 to 10 minutes or until light brown (centers will be soft). Cool slightly; remove from cookie sheet. Cool on wire rack. And don’t touch it at all like fucking don’t I know it cakes a long ass time to make but you don’t want to burn your tongue dumbass.

For your Sexy Sauce it’s easy and simple as shit, just start with powered sugar in a bowl and start pour your milk in the bowl and stir that shit like it’s stir fry. Add the little of that vanilla and just a pitch of salt. This is a great dip or just a drizzle my nizzle is perfect.

That’s it! Its the How To Fix Shit Your Fucked Up Cookies!